Chapter 1:  When First We Chat

SANDY436  But is what we're doing here real?

HOT4U  hi sexy

SANDY436  What?

HOT4U  i said hi sexy to you

SANDY436  But are you supposed to do that here?  Won't they make you stop using the service?

HOT4U this is a conversation area ;-)

SANDY436  Well, I'm here for conversation, not something else.

HOT4U  so youre not sexy

SANDY436  My husband thinks so.

HOT4U  ah married and sexy maybe luscious too >;->

SANDY436  Stop that!

HOT4U  you dont have to reply

SANDY436  You're boring me.

HOT4U  id like to bore into you sexy and married and luscious :-9

SANDY436  I'm going somewhere else!

HOT4U  if you want to :-(

SANDY436  What does that mean?

HOT4U  might be more interesting here

SANDY436  Stop bothering me!
 
E-mail
TO  SANDY436@fun.com
FROM  HOT4U@fun.com
hi sexy

 
E-mail
TO  HOT4U@fun.com
FROM  SANDY436@fun.com
Who are you?
What do you want?

 
E-mail
TO  SANDY436@fun.com
FROM  HOT4U@fun.com
meet me at the usual place at 10 tonight
maybe youll find out who i am
maybe youll find out what i want

SANDY436  What do you think I should do?

BIGGAL  I just hate it when men send that kind of message.

4WIMMIN  Tell him to buzz off.  Get rid of the jerk.

SANDY436  Maybe he's just lonely.

MENOPAUS  When you get my age, they leave you alone.  That's why I use this name online.

HOT4U  hi sexy

4WIMMIN  Who's that?

HOT4U  no one you'd be interested in 4wimmin :-)~

BIGGAL  Men aren't allowed in here.  Get out!

HOT4U  oooh, some of us just love bossy women X-(

4WIMMIN  Ignore him.

MENOPAUS  Who are you talking to, Hot4u?

HOT4U  sandy ive been thinking about you *:-)

SANDY436  Really?

BIGGAL  We don't allow that sort of thing in here.

HOT4U  wondering whats on your mind and your body

SANDY436  How did you find me?

4WIMMIN  We'll never stop sexual harrassment if women continue to participate in it.

HOT4U  sandy lets go someplace where we can get to know each other

MENOPAUS  Now that's a line I've heard before.

HOT4U  sandy type go private we2MENOPAUS  Where'd he go?

SANDY  Talk with you later, girls.

BIGGAL  Girls?

4WIMMIN  Wait, don't do it!

MENOPAUS Let her go.

4WIMMIN  He's probably some hacker who'll give her a virus.

BIGGAL  She'll have to run a detection program before we let her back in here.  No sense exposing ourselves to disease.

MENOPAUS  What do you girls think about estrogen patches?

4WIMMIN  Girls?